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Thursday, January 06, 2005

Jimmy Carter is not a Miserable Failure

Here are some reasons that Jimmy Carter is not a miserable failure:

1. He is the first President from Georgia.
2. He graduated from the Naval Academy.
3. He won the Nobel Peace Prize.
4. Successfully negotiated Camp David Peace agreement between Israel and Egypt.

Next up Michael Moore...

Wednesday, December 01, 2004

George Bush is not a miserable failure

Periodically, I plan on posting a reason that each of the people who rank high for the term miserable failure are not miserable failures. This week, I am writing a short list of reasons why George Bush is not a miserable failure, as many google bombers would have you believe.

Here are some reasons why George Bush, is not a miserable failure:

1. He won two elections in a row for President (how many people can say they have done that?).

2. He is married to Laura Bush.

3. He was Govenor of the great State of Texas.

I am sure there are many other reasons... it's just too late right now to think of them.

The top four results in Google for miserable failure appear to be the same as last week, so no need to repeat them in this post.

Next up... reasons why Jimmy Carter is not a miserable failure.

Friday, November 19, 2004

Miserable Failure

What is the purpose of the Miserable Failure Not Blog?

For those of you who don't know this fact if you type in "miserable failure" into Google's search engine, the first result you get is George Bush's biography, the second result you get is Jimmy Carter's biography, the next one you get is Michael Moore's website, and then you start getting articles like this one, that explain why those people come up for the word miserable failure. It's called Google Bombing.
People have set up links to these sites with the text "miserable failure" in them. This increases their value according to the search engines for those terms.

Anyway, I decided to create a new blog called miserable failure not! The reason for this is that I believe that nobody should be called a miserable failure. If YOU are with me, then link to this site with miserable failure as the anchor text.

This will show your support for the idea that people should not be called miserable failures, even if we don't agree with them...

If you are looking for a politically funny blog that does not label anyone a miserable failure then check out my other blog If I were President.